Depression setting in on the Sooner Nation after our first loss to the shorthorns in the last six years. However, I was reading the boards and came across this story posted by gyokie
. Pretty funny stuff.
In a school just outside Houston, a first grade teacher explained
to her class that she is a Longhorn Fan. She asked her students to
raise hands if they are Longhorn fans too. Not really knowing what a
Longhorn fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their
hands all fly into the air.
However, there is one exception. A little boy named Timmy has not
gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to
"Because I am not a Longhorn fan." says Timmy.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
Timmy says "I am a proud Oklahoma Sooners fan!"
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.
She asks Timmy why he is a Sooners fan.
"Well, my Mom and Dad are Sooner fans so I'm a Sooner fan, too,"
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot?
Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Longhorns Fan."